March 25, 2007

My Friday Commute

Riding on the subway on Friday I'm interrupted in my reading by a youngish woman preaching the gospel, which is annoying at the best of times but before 9am it's just inappropriate. Ignoring her as best I can, I continue reading.

Eventually she completes her religious discrimination couched as free speech and takes the empty seat next to me, pulling a book out of her bag. In the way that one does on a crowded subway, I glance over to see what she's reading as she opens her book, and naturally she does the same to me. She's reading the bible. I'm reading the autobiography of Ron Jeremy.

I've never been prouder of HarperCollins Publishers in my life...

1 Comments:

At 9:33 AM, Blogger adriaan said...

PIG!

 

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