Important Volleyball-related news

Thousands and thousands of emails came in today to request I provide regular updates on the volleyball playoffs. Thousands. So I'll tell you, but only because the hue and cry was so overwhelming.

We totally won. You know why? Cause we're awesome. First game was 15 - 2 us, the second game was like 15-9 us. Next is the semi finals on Thursday...

Oh, what is that? How many points did Dan serve for in game one? Ya, that would be 15. Yes, 15 points, which is sometimes referred to as "all of them."

This is an artist's representation of my serve tonight. It's a metaphor.