I am so sure...
That I had laundry stolen out of the machine at the laundromat today. You see, that's why I procrastinate: cause when you actually do things, then people steal your laundry.
Big deal in the scheme of life? Not at all; two sets of sheets and pillow cases, a couple of towels... But come on, really? My sheets and towels? Really? Am I so indistinguishable from Brad Pitt that someone would want to wrap themselves in my used sheets and towels?And I was so proud of myself, that I was actually getting chores done... I should have just watched tv and played video games like I had originally planned.
Let this be a lesson to you: don't clean your sheets and towels. No good will come of it.
posted by Dan @ 6:08 PM
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6 Comments:
Cough. We can't adhere to that policy over here at Velvet in Dupont. Clean sheets are a necessity.
Not those nice big Polo towels that are as thick as a piece of Texas French toast and that you can wrap around yourself at least 4 times.
Those, AND my pj's!
Guess you'll have to sleep nekkid.
TRUE!
I didn't take them. I swear I didn't.
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