October 29, 2006

I am so sure...

That I had laundry stolen out of the machine at the laundromat today. You see, that's why I procrastinate: cause when you actually do things, then people steal your laundry.

Big deal in the scheme of life? Not at all; two sets of sheets and pillow cases, a couple of towels... But come on, really? My sheets and towels? Really? Am I so indistinguishable from Brad Pitt that someone would want to wrap themselves in my used sheets and towels?

And I was so proud of myself, that I was actually getting chores done... I should have just watched tv and played video games like I had originally planned.

Let this be a lesson to you: don't clean your sheets and towels. No good will come of it.

6 Comments:

At 11:06 PM, Blogger Velvet said...

Cough. We can't adhere to that policy over here at Velvet in Dupont. Clean sheets are a necessity.

 
At 3:38 PM, Blogger Mr.T said...

Not those nice big Polo towels that are as thick as a piece of Texas French toast and that you can wrap around yourself at least 4 times.

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Dan said...

Those, AND my pj's!

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger Amy said...

Guess you'll have to sleep nekkid.

 
At 8:44 PM, Blogger Dan said...

TRUE!

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger Allan said...

I didn't take them. I swear I didn't.

 

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