Good News / Bad News

Well, it's August 22nd and the world doesn't appear to have ended as I only half-jokingly predicted last week.

Or has it?! Dun Dun DUN!

While it doesn't look like Iran has launched any doomsday scenerios today, in similarly apocalyptic news Paris Hilton's unimaginatively but accurately titled debut album "Paris" was released upon an ill-prepared world.

Of her art, Paris says "I like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."

If everyone on the planet suddenly starts bleeding from their ears, would that qualify as a sign of the end-times?